Fallas Valencia 2024 - Falla Regne Valencia

Artist: Sergio Musoles.

Prize: 7th Special Section.
2nd of talent and grace.

Cost: 96.000 Euros.

"The most famous artists gather at the opening of the Regnopolitan Museum with their most outstanding works on political, social, cultural and recreational themes.

Participating in this exhibition are everything from Renaissance artists to historical figures such as Napoleon. Some works describe human evolution, from prehistory to the conquest of space. Pioneering women like Amelia Earhart have also attended. There is also no shortage of cultural references such as the London 'beefeaters'.
Within this museum you could not miss an art auction, entomology, explanatory dioramas, the history of Humanity, classical and contemporary art, and even the occasional dinosaur."

'Spanish-style' auctions. Political auctions. "Welcome to our auction room, where we offer the opportunity to bid on elements such as Universal Healthcare, the pension fund, regional financing, water or even the governance of the country.
Do like a Spanish politician and bid. Sell, buy and throw away the dignity of citizens... just like in the Congress of Deputies!"

"It is cheap and it is auctioned off, our poor dignity, for the scab of that caste, of state politicians."

Museum. "Welcome to the doors of a museum, an exhibition of art and movements, which together are priceless!
In the rooms acquired for this informative place, you will find many jokes, where people are sure to laugh.
The prehistoric people, with fear, share this celebration with those who, within the space, went to do their deed."

"At the top the guests inaugurate this room, and they seem very involved, because they are partying and reveling!
Michelangelo, sculptor, a mummy, a menina, Napoleon, the emperor... and Elisabeth, old queen."

Distinctive relics of the worthy and the unworthy. Indoor exhibition. "In this exhibition you can see relics, votive offerings and parts of martyrs of different confessions who suffered in the flesh tortures from the political world and the Fallas world.
Less pious relics, belonging to the recent and not so recent past of this country, are also exhibited in this room.
Don't get carried away by nostalgia... Don't even take anything, we're watching!"

Pilar Relic "Clock belonging to San Francisco Paco Torres.
Legend says that when San Paco 'stood' in the Plaza del Pilar, he only saw time pass... in 'seconds'."

The television relics "Here we have a sample of television relics that have given us great moments of glory and that today look more like gas station Great Hits.
Long live Spanish Bizarro!"

Metamorphosis and psychosis. Lepidopterology. "In this research room you will be able to enjoy the most curious metamorphoses of the animal social world.
The metamorphoses of many specimens, as you know, involve substantial changes. There are those who go from being a cocoon... to a butterfly, and on the other hand, there are those who go from flying like butterflies... to crawling like worms."

"Today we suffer from an overdose of surgical touch-ups, and with so much metamorphosis...not even your aunt recognizes you!"

Falla entomology. Fallas worms. "Santi Ballester explains to us the habits of the Botellonera Butterfly, which causes, with its bite, the Evil of the Burla Fallera.
Warning: Be aware of the Cojoneras Flies, the JCF Wasp Nest and the Dung Beetles that you will see at the Santi's side."

"The Fallera Central Board appears to be the hornet's nest that they have purged at the first opportunity of opponents of power!.
This year Santi has begun to rule as councilor and sometimes he has screwed up... like the registrar!
To catch the bottle, you don't have to accuse the fallero, which is the 'guiri' fun... the sucking and the good blowing!"

Interclustered bug "A little worm from the Fallas group that tries to 'bug' the City Council with the issue of the registration limiter and the only thing it achieves is that a large stone falls on it."

Fallero dung beetle "Mariachi that hovered and hovered around Santi Ballester asking him for positions and 'little jobs'.
He makes sounds like rancheras: 'Go back, go back (to JCF)', 'I like you a lot (Santi)' and 'The glory is you (MariaJosé)'

"The cojonera crowd has punctured the councilor: she is a fly... Jordanera... and Fuset is crying!"

Bothering Flies "Flies that annoy the councilor. One is the sheep fly (Nuria Llopis mosquito), which likes to make reels and podcasts, and the other is the Peretian fly (Fuset mosquito), which complains about things... that he doesn't either has done during two terms."

Municipal botany. Green Valencia
"The year of the European Green Capital, we offer you a journey through the world of Valencian municipal botany. Our guide, Maria José Catalá, explains the diet of the Voxera Ultra, a voracious carnivorous plant, as well as the withering process of Rosae Psoista, and the bulbs of the Compromisita, from which two grow, but one of them must be cut. .for retirement."

"Mayor Catalá has gone into a garden... where the plant with which she makes a pact bites her along the way!.
Compromising tulip, two for one in the equation, Papi keeps the lead and cuts off... the Ribó bulb...
La Voxera with its teeth, fucks up the democratic fabric by causing bad tricks... denying climate change!
Here you see the red Rose with depression, fertilized with the manure... that he gave them as a choice!"

Iberian Predators. Hispanic Zoology. "Diorama that portrays the habitat of the large predators of Spanish territory:
We have the Conservative Carnivores, the Populace Scavengers and, of course, the Iberian Lynx, which preys on native species of the Valencian Community in the wild. "

Ayuso Bear
"She eats anyone she catches in front of him, he doesn't care about Voxero Chickens or Pepera Seagulls... Favorite food: I like fruit!"

Vulture Yolanda
"(Leftist scavenger Yolanda) The populist Galician vulture feeds on the remains of the comrades of the PCE, Izquierda Unida and Unidas Podemos. Vulture Yolanda enjoys devouring the guts of 'only yes is yes'..."

"The Valencian people swim like ducks in the Albufera, without having a piece of bread... and half empty their wallets! Financing is dead and there is no water for the garden.
The deadly predator is an ill-fated Lynx, which in Valencia, a trickster, has come... from Madrid! How muchf the lynx is vile, he has killed .. the civil right!"

Valencian people.
"Species in danger of extinction. Enemy: Iberian Lynx
Drowned without water, he has no Valencian civil rights, regional under-financing, he cannot find the Mediterranean corridor, and he does not even want to talk about the PGE."

Iberian lynx
"Iberian cat that preys on the poor Albufera duck and sucks its blood, leaving it without financing, rights or water."

Oh mother, what a waste! Urban sculpture. "Sculpture by digital artist Lamadre Queteha Parido, where the traditional and figurative are located in the dichotomy created by the use of technological Artificial Intelligence.
Will artificial intelligence dominate the art world? That is the reflection that is proposed.
'In a world with so many idiots per square meter, it is normal that the only intelligence that worries is artificial,' says the artist."

universal hysteria. Diodramas. "Desire: history of female dissatisfaction takes a journey from prehistory to the present day, analyzing the why and how of women's dissatisfaction in sexual habits.
The Iberian Japan Collection gives us a sample of samurai art from the New Pe-Dró Period (2023-?), based on the arrival of the Indepe Amnesty between the samurai San-Xheh and the concubine Puig De-Mont."

"That valuable ceramic vase from Spain that this fart has cut has broken with little skill."

"This very modern woman does not need to be relieved... she cleans the cave with the 'pepe' vacuum cleaner... she does not need any help... to be pleased!"

"In the cave... of her house you see the Cro-Magnon doubting, while he looks for a way to get down to the pylon. And she uses a vibrating saurian... as a dildo!"

Spanish arts. Che , what paintings "The art that the entire country is most fed up with. Here is Spain, concentrated in a room full of nuances. Because what happens here doesn't happen anywhere else. To shit.
Market art, little football art and monarchical art that has fallen into disrepair are found in a gallery presided over by the Egyptian sculpture of the Twich Dynasty, that of the gods Streaming King's (league)."

"Ibai is the sensation of the internet and the world of leisure, and with Piqué, a great pharaoh... a good business has been set up! The Kings League and the evening sees people very hooked!"

"He screams, but in heaven, when they have gone to the market and the prices have made him sleepless because of how much they have risen! This guy doesn't reason... he's afraid of the mercadona!"

"Today Rubiales congratulates a girl from the World Cup, and the 'pearl' that you see inviting....a 'piquito' without a muzzle!"

"Princess Leonor is a helpless victim of the stain with dishonor caused by some relative."

Artist: Sergio Musoles.

Prize: 7th Special Section. 2nd of talent and grace.

Cost: 96.000 Euros.

Prize: 7th Special Section.
2nd of talent and grace.