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Story kisses
"Once upon a time... always begin this way, stories of fantasy, fables that still are told today, of good princes and magical fayries "
"Have you ever been told a classic story for some reason on which the personages have kissed and end up eating many partridges?"
"Our outcome, as you see, ends with a realistic situation, the other end i already have known and this has the fallera grace"
"A kiss in the lips is going to give him when the beautiful slept, you see , and upset a cushion has thrown saying to him: 'go to fu..k to Snow White'"
"The wolf is overwhelmed in the alcove in front of a new caperucita, she wants to kiss him as a she-wolf, and also to lower the fly to him"
"For Cinderella does not have sense, to receive pumpkins and not to be kissed, but it is that the prince has preferred the 'magical dusts' of the fairy"
"The prince said to his loved one: 'You will not think that i am stupid, because that belly so inflated certainly is thing of the frog'"
"He said to Rapuncel, 'I am here to save you, baby'. But he did not come up because he was entangled in the braid "
mouth to mouth
"Hot Grandpa got a nerve, because the lifeguard is exuberant, the old man is going to request 'aid' and she the mouth to mouth is doing him ".
"The woman watches him deluded, 'miracle! they have revived him' why she is so delighted? , '.. it is he had not an erection in twenty years' ".
The kiss of the jellyfish
"Manolo Escobar tells to us, and his song is reality, the jellyfish 'when she kisses.. is that it really kisses'".
"And it is that if thiskisser takes you, i assure you that you will want to die, you will leave fast shouting towards the shore".
"People flee at full speed, and the lifeguard remains speechless. 'shit with all the letters! , now is my turn to be brave, he would beat the record of the 100 meters if he could leave running".
Erotic kisses
"It is not other than the erotic of the power, about which the politician always thinks, and that in the end has lead him to do, painful 'acts' of headlines "
"To preside over their country these three notables governors dedicate and to an erotic kiss never they resign, when there are no paparazzos around "
Humid kiss
"Where two fit three fit, Berlusconi in their republic says. This godfather does not want to lose nothing and let kiss him on the pubic zone "
"The humid kiss is the funniest, how much pleasure gives to 'caneloni'. In all Italy his shout is listened: 'how well is one in the jacuzzi'"
French kiss
"The French is an unique kiss. It will please much to your couple. Sarkozy often does with the Bruni, although he is smaller than her "
"He has fame of great president and Carla is a very beautiful woman, when kissing always is thinking: 'if he does not come up only will arrive to the tits'"
Black kiss
"Super Obama a superhero represents. All people hope that the world fixes"
"His wife, however, tells him: 'leaves them all and give a black kiss!'"
Hand-kissing mafioso
"As the client does not have money in the end of the month and the mortgage cannot pay, the 'capo' of the bank thins receiving a kiss: 'in another trophy you are going to finish'"
"And the poor man shit himlsef accidentally, a fart that sounds as a gun and the banker exclaim quickly: 'he goes armed, eliminate him with the submachine gun"
O-beses
"The worse thing of this nuptial ceremony, is that it is becoming very 'heavy' because does not arrive that crucial moment where they can kiss"
"Another race and is no solution, because they have the belly like a shopping basket and the chaplain, laughing seeing the action says to them: 'you better give a hug'"
The legend of the kiss
"The legend of the Kiss is well-known, and tells that when the siren sang, had a so marvelous melody, that to all the sailors captivated "
"But today the siren is one diva, represents the Ministry of Economy and its 'financial' song arrives at the corner of each autonomy "
"The marine fauna wants to kiss her and do not mind of her songs . What they want is to made her fall in love and to take the treasure to their community"
"Ministry of Economy. For all indebted, our Salgado economist "
"The bite of the Catalan shark is big, and it never has enough because money is money "
"The Squid, that is conceited that it is a delight, asks for the Xacobeo year of Galicia "
"The Andalusian prawn will make a deed, if with the money restores the siesta "
"Ministry of health. 'Saint' Trinidad to the violin of the health "
"and of the Valencian eel what we tell? It asks for sport events "
"Ministry of Public Works. Blanco, the one of the cement, plays the chelo"
"The dandy Madrilenian crab of ass walks, because its Olympic hole is a fine thing "
"Ministry of Education. know-all Gabilondo, to the piano of the education "
Last update: April 2010 Víctor & Ruth