"Wet area"

"The 'Poppy' very thirsty, anxious, have found the gardener and with no wait, cornered the poor, all burning, because they want to suck his 'hose'"

"Dry area"

"Mr Cactus that live in the dry zone, can not remember what means to 'drunk'. And of course, look like you put the willy after seeing the orchid dance. Mamma Mia! What a Brazilian orchid! if i get closer, will i have a chance?. But she responds honestly: 'if you don't shave i will leave you planted' "

"Hot zone"

"These Andalusian are examples of joy, and with their art all day dance Sevillanas. drink a cup that manzanilla cheer you the body! Because i am already drunk, with my seven glasses of wine"

"Datasheet:
common Name. carnation. Scientific name: carnation typical spaniourm ole!.
habitat: Grow mainly in stalls, tablaos, and other soirees. upkeep: surround them with people and good ambient.

common Name. Fleur de Lis. Scientific name: Aristocratis corny.
habitat: In lush gardens and sumptuous palaces and avoid contact with other species of lesser category. upkeep: transplanting them have a lot of view because they hate economy class."

"Upscale area"

"The flowers of the highest areas in this garden are the Lis. Always thin, cheesy and drawn ... even when they go to pee! "

"Picnic area"

"Margarito has to pee and choose this plant so rare. She thinks 'I have already prepared a snack, yum, yum ... another banquet by the face.' His master can not believe Margarito is not by her side and do not know that he will be seen again when the plant has shat "

"Datasheet:
common Name. carnivorous Plant. Scientific name: Planctum greedy carnivorum.
habitat: Near-rich soils rich in organic matter, rich, rich .. and with basis!. upkeep: Do not ever turn your back on her."

"Pollination of Malba"

"Do you know what is pollination? This couple shows the enigmatic moment, in a separate block characteristic of a documentary of 'National Geographic'. Cayetana with open legs in her bed is in the prime of lifeand is in heat. She wants Alfonso to pollinate her tonight and leave her 'Malba' skin deep"

"Alfonso does not know how to pollinate, has many springs that 'Malba'. This situation has to study and at least not until the dawn. The duchess is 'super-duper' operated, and of course, where can be her flower? As her skin is so stretched, will be through the navel or below the chin? "

"Who uses water for showering is Don Florencio Gay, the flower of the neighborhood. lives in the first A and do not know how to behave whenever he sees the 'plant' next door "

"The strongman neighbor of the first B is Don Bernardo Cipote Real, unmistakable neighborhood because has ...colossal failure. From the balcony on the first he criticizes Ms. Antonia angry, not to throw so much water into the street, because his 'nard' has flooded "

"The lady of the second C is the dry Agony Thistle, because with that face she has, a thistle can only be ugly and 'distressing'. She moves away from the character of Antonia, look at her with nothing of grace and wit, and stingy with the water ... if she seems from Catalonia! "

"Not even in the worst case expected to get such a big defeat. But Rubalcaba colleagues have chosen to return to pull the chariot. "

"And the left has been defeated, and in it many have lost their 'gigs'. in battle could not make war because they have been towed by a donkey. This defeat has no palliative. Only remains preparing new ammunition to fight the new government, facing them with a good opposition."

"Chacon see the fight with indifference and after she was defense minister. She wanted to put socialism to attention and not to be chosen was an offense."

"Is very happy Maria Dolores de Cospedal, and cheese launches, how she enojoys the party!. If you have to throw flowers of Castilla she would have a problem, and of course, is not going to throw Iniesta."

"The gulls float is by absolute majority, the more pompous and arrogant in this battle of flowers. Captain of the galleon Mariano Rajoy, victorious, 'enjoy' seeing that his henchmen are the winners. Sailing the sea at full speed, but they have a scene ... it's not an easy thing!."

"Here we see Gallardón very focused, his dedication has not a 'but'. Left the town hall 'Bottled' to be the minister more 'avenging'."

"Marshal Rajoy is well supported by Soraya. His girl, a top militia is the second on board, and how has climbed! This woman talking ... is a beast."

"Short-lived flower"

"The eternal love between the bee and the flower nature never will allow it, and their encounter, but with innocence, is destined to be a short-lived flower."

"No doubt the more irritating insect is the 'oil beetle'. 'Throwing tar is a delight, another flower that I've wrecked!, As was the sea of Galicia and still has not recovered.'"

"A great light has left stunned this kamikaze 'Atom Ant'. 'Turn off the light that hurts me, or you will repent. Already muddle up in the center of Fukushima and now i am going for Cofrentes.'"

"The 'Firefly' fight nuclear power by another as solar. Take this light of renewable energy, not like yours that uses plutonium, a component unhealthy, who was created by devil himself."

"The 'grasshopper' wants to leave the flower and the forest charred. 'I'm a pyromaniac, the king of fire. With a powerful flamethrower i swept the forest anywhere happily.'"

"The 'termitetor' armed with a chainsaw is also willing to make war. 'cutting down is an irresistible pleasure, I always do piecework and assure you there will be neither a 'stem' as long as I have fuel."

"as an emergency helicopter to the forest, this flower has its own hero. 'Dragonfly' is a machine fighting the fire, if you don't pay attention will extinguish your own kitchen"