Fallas Valencia 2022 - Falla Sueca-Azorín

Artist: Santaeulalia tematización.

Prize: 9th Special Section.

Cost: 201.000 Euros.

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"Throughout history there have been notorious ruptures between the great world powers.
Europe breaks once again. Great Britain wants to recover its lost prestige and proposes to the main European countries to solve their problems by recalling the Battle of Trafalgar.

Where will the fight take place? In the natural lake of water that the rain will form at the intersection of Sueca and Literato Azorín streets, a new battle will be fought."

Brexit from the kitchen
"While recording 'Are you going to eat it?' in the United Kingdom, Chicote discovers with horror the typical gastronomy (considered the worst in the world) and its 'authentic' Valencian paellas."

Brexit from love
"In the 18th century, courtship in European high society was done through the handkerchief dance: the lady threw it to the ground when she was interested in her partner.
Now that the handkerchief has been replaced by a 'like' on networks, the legendary heartthrob Casanova, like most Europeans, pays more attention to the mobile than to his partner. "

Brexit from football
"Little does it matter about the sport that the English created in 1863. And it is that football has gone from being the feeling and passion of a hobby to the business and whim of a few.
The fashion toy of billionaires are soccer teams. Emblems and players are auctioned off to the highest bidder and thrown into the manure when they get bored with them."

Brexit from fallas
"Exactly 20 years ago, Santa Claus and Mama Claus fulfilled the biggest wish of the falleros of Sueca: to win the first prize of the Special Section. But what has happened to his life so far? "

Brexit of the immigration
"In 2021, the mafias took advantage of the desperation of more than 110,000 immigrants, pushing them on a suicidal trip to Europe by the deadliest route: the Mediterranean."

Brexit from the nets
"Law enforcement uses the net to catch hackers. And it is that society lives trapped in social networks, addicted to memes, labels and trends ."

Brexit of independence
"Junqueras, alias 'Catalunya', is recruited by the parents of European 'no work no study' to try the impossible: get their children to become independent and leave home!."

Brexit from covid
"Deniers, anti-vaccines, absurd theories, 5g microchip inventions... not even suffering from a devastating global pandemic has managed to unite society. "

Brexit from the crown
"Divorces, infidelities, accusations of racism, sexual scandals... the English royal family seems to be obstinate in wanting to kill Queen Elizabeth II in disgust.
Prince Charles, who is 73 years old, watches in despair as Queen Elizabeth II celebrates her 70th anniversary on the throne. And if he gives her a push to give him the place?"

Brexit from alcohol
"The English are like gremlins: when they are sober they are polite and well-mannered, but when they try alcohol... they turn into violent hooligans, wreaking havoc on their country."

Brexit de Downing
"Here we have Boris Johnson, the great promoter of Brexit (and this falla). His populist speech has helped him rise to Prime Minister... at the cost of causing the breakup of the European Union."

"But what goes up comes down, and Boris is about to fall for turning Downing Street, in the midst of a pandemic, into a fashionable nightclub for high officials and politicians. "

Gibraltar
"After partying in Downing Street, Torrente gets Boris Johnson to name him the new 007. Thus begins his master plan: to seize Gibraltar from within the United Kingdom.
Torrente arrives in Gibraltar to make it Spanish... but in his own way. The current Spain does not please him so he recovers the golden Spain: the Marbella of the 90s."

Brexit from pardoned ninot
"After losing the popular vote, the British aristocrats sell what little they have left while they carry out plan C: link up with the presidents of Sueca to live in their casal."

Brexit from the press
"Save me... from objectivity, shouts the queen of tabloids, Belén Esteban, while journalism embraces the maxim 'Don't let the truth spoil a good headline'."