Fallas Valencia 2022 - Falla Cuba-Azorín

Artist: Vicente Martínez Aparici.

Prize: 3rd Special Section.

Cost: 228.000 Euros.

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"The legend of the Court of King Arthur with characters of today.
The stark struggle for power in Spain, as in the Valencian Community and the city of Valencia. Political leaders participate in bloodthirsty tournaments without caring about the well-being of the citizenry.
Guinevere uses her charms to influence King Arthur's decisions. The knights come to the round table with the sole intention of participating in the great feast.

The Excalibur sword has a hard time doing justice. Lancelot has no qualms about announcing his fidelity to the king in order to maintain his share of power. The owl of wisdom proves that there are no arguments but a lot of testosterone in political discussions.
Merlin's magic fails to solve the most important problems of the citizens. The buffoons have fun drinking."

"In our falla we have planted the court of King Arthur, full of charm and glamour, that even time has not forgotten. But this tale of the past, all full of passions and dramas, between knights and ladies and a sword of legend guilty of a strife, it will end here in... flames.
We show you the kingdom of Camelot in our square, and each ninot has been dressed with a breastplate 'dress code'. But don't be a fool! go inside, go around the falla, because it's a whole fable made with a lot of humor, with a design full of color and without putting... scrap metal!"

"Our attention demands who is known for being the Lady of the Lake, who with great prebend, gives King Arthur the sword to reign and mounts, tremendous! (... the legend)."

"The one who sustains Excalibur with such a gleaming armor, is Arthur, who on his knees, remains as Camot when reigning in Camelot with desire he was crowned."

"The scene tells us about the event that happened in Camelot, which between horns and a plot ended up as a farce.
A first class scandal that not even Sobera manages.
When the queen anxiously, most conspicuously, leaves the king of our story well…crowned.
Well, it is known, if there are three, they are a multitude."

"Fue un matrimonio en quiebra a pesar de los grandes momentos que el rey dentro de los aposentos se los pasaba con la ... Ginebra.
It was such a volcanic love that it almost burned the Botanic.
Seated on the throne, he bears disappointment patiently, because you see the size of what he wears on his head grow... as a crown.
And it is that the queen is very brave, while he seems half stupid. "

"The monarch wants to forget, because he doesn't trust Geneva, and as he seeks happiness, he has decided to change... his brand.
You have a 'vis a vis' with her, it's only for Compromís.
They have both on target, because he wants to do mischief with astral and seagulls and leave himself with... Juliana.
He's sick of the migraines the horns give him."

"Her friend Yolanda has a great relationship with the queen, because she takes her out on a spree since she's like... family.
And she does it with the argument of weight, where two eat, three eat.
She strives to strengthen ties and with the queen she wants to make a league, because I don't have to tell you that she has a good pair... of noses.
Because she is a woman, a feminist, and a magazine cover."

"Watch this jester very mockingly and laughing, since he finds it funny, because pretending to be clueless, he goes away learning about the history of this court... with so much bed!"

"Blonder than beer, this queen is so English, that her name is Guinevere, and with tricks, she cuckolds the king and not two... a dozen!"

"And the bravest knight and a hot lot too, as the queen will see, for he was master at Camelot, of quilting, Lancelot, with the course she gave him."

"This boy fights gracefully, he has ingenuity and is brave, but as it has been written for a long time, it is not his kingdom... of this world.
Always take the boy with the pen to the bedside.
He has Olympus at his service and, as Hercules commands him, but against the bike lane!
And from the Realm of the Gods he fights for the trophies."

"He is fighting with great bravery for his work so well done, and it is that the boy, it is not a secret, always grates at a great height.
He happily confesses to us that in fallas he continues to grow.
He fights full of enthusiasm, because the boy is a giant, while he says that he is going Tirante in Carmelite land.
So cute is the boy that he looks like a lamb."

"He won the tournament pennant last year, he is a lot like the great Bernat, but he is little... of Baldoví.
He is giving everyone the notice that he fights for Compromís.
He promises and swears to all of us, and he does it for the most sacred, that if he fights in combat he has victory... sure.
Not even Jerusalem itself ever mounts such a great nativity scene."

"It is a tournament that exhausts him. And having been so angry, this fight seems to him, the day of the groundhog.
She wants to put it and make it viral within the official program."

"Exposicion will be held for us, close to where the Mestalla is, with Lladró figures.
He fights willingly with a porcelain spear.
Fighting testifies that he knows a lot about zoology and is rewarded by the brotherhood of the little pig... from San Antonio
In the tournament he breaks through, because the boy always wants... 'More'."

"Of what she finds most comfortable, because being queen consort she excuses herself from this sport and thus brand new... more clothes.
All day in the sun with the award and with Galiana."

"Morgana, great sorceress, the most temperate of the witches, who only showed her legs, enchanted you at first. And a flag woman! She lived a little dissolute, she was young and also cunning, very young, intelligent, and as people said, like the chickens of... clueless.
She was very bad-tempered, capricious, full of cravings and she took out both of your eyes in no time, this little angel. What is said a sweet cupcake!. Instead of talking, she would thunder, but you would go numb just looking at this woman because she was so hot that you were bewitched... you drooled."

"He always loses his temper, and with desire, fury and bravery, he defends himself from the fight, because he knows there is hope.
The color pink has chosen to win the fight.
This is a very hard subject, but never be disconsolate or believe that you are alone, because you do have a future.
We all want to applaud you, because of this... 'you're going to come out!'

"Fall to the canvas defeated, without strength and wounded when playing a game that you consider lost.
You don't have to fall to the ground anymore because you can with this war.
Fierce is the battle with the cruel disease that she faces every day without throwing in the towel.
She is fighting in this struggle full of strength and dedication. "

"They are all gentlemen of weight, that in the round and old table, a tasty paella is eaten full of interest.
A lot of gluttons have settled down and they won't stop complaining, and they want to eat all the rice as they do with the...financing.
It seems that in this paella there are those who eat more."

"This boy who is so flamenco and only plays the guitar, because he sings like a buzzard he always stays...hungry.
He has sat down at the table and hasn't even tasted the rice.
They don't hold him in high esteem, but at these meetings they invite him... because he cheers.
Since he doesn't stop singing, the rice is going to get cold."

"Whoever wears a 'txapela' believes is the one with the most weight , doesn't want to know more about these, and if they put him together... 'he rebels!.
Although secretly she has not even left the charred.
He departs from this binge for an ancient privilege and it sounds like sacrilege not to eat the rice .. a banda.
He tells us that he is different from everyone since the time of Felipe V. "

"This is a wild 'cat', which is from the (geographical) center and the iconographic symbol of beer cans.
Since she has an alabaster face, she has eaten all the chicken.
She always goes to 'roll' her since she has a full belly. But she's worth it if she can make a fuss."

"In 'the whole field is a clamor' at the cry of 'the cook steals from us' he says that this is the silly soup, since he is always hungry.
Bellowing more than a calf has eaten half a paella.
He does nothing but eat with his big spoon and grabbing everything he can never stops... crying. "

"A man from Morella resigned himself a long time ago to not trying paella, because here... he has never sat down.
When they all go out on a feast, he is not there and is not expected.
He has not come to the feast because they have never invited him, but they have always called him when it is time to clean.
They always leave him aside, with the Fairy and the mop. "

"This is the story of a white-colored barracks crime that, in the midst of reeds and mud, today drowns in...mud.
It is an abandoned lake that looks like a sinkhole.
Blasco Ibáñez would cry , because instead of a novel, today I would write the obituary and also blaspheme!.
Inspired by this grief he writes 'Blood and Sand'."

"The tancats are all well upholstered with rice and birds without measure. But now, you only feel life when you are eaten... by mosquitoes.
You will not see another animal in the marsh or from afar.
The eels and the birds all flee and if you want to see it shine you will have to buy postcards.
And you will see it in full color without suffering from the bad smell."

"But suddenly, although it has cost him, a fairy has awakened and with a sword...Toledana.
She is the one I would put in charge of the Ministry.
She is a sorceress and a warrior, she wants to defend herself against attack, since she is the Lady of the Lake who is known as... La Albufera.
A great solution, but she is just... a legend."

"We are all very ecologists within the Ministry, that the batteries are put on every day...for interviews.
It is that they have no forgiveness, because they are all from the salon."