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"A tribute to the world of cinema. The Seventh Art Muse is accompanied by great blockbusters, and surrounded by all classic plot genres."
"And their legendary icons like the MGM lion. The most famous scenes from movies of all time are transferred to the current political and social life with critical and humorous."
"Celluloid flying in the falla offers its magic, with images of adventure or musical films, ends in a funny scene with a certain nostalgia, turned into a celestial court seats. The room is full of legends, actors and directors in heaven are just spectators. "
"Groucho has found a real diamond but Audrey wants nothing of this ballad.
Clark Gable want flirt with the woman next seat, using the old trick of putting his arm around her back, but with Elizabeth Taylor was met and a real slap receive if he insists on the job.
Hitchcock quiet watch the movie with his bird, and if anyone bothers him will send it to shit on him.
In the last row, fleeing from the old usher, Marylin try to give a scary kiss toFrankenstein. "
"Eating popcorn at the cinema is almost a religion. Couples, friends or even alone. Always fall upon more excitement moment and cleaners are upset.
Here are two friends who have made a logical choice. While Stan Laurel has only for the billboard ads, Oliver Hardy has the largest menu for a double session.
Charles Chaplin do not despair, but is experiencing a real chimera."
"The cinemas are emptied every time more. Before at the premiere people went crazy but now the rug is not used anymore.. all seek to pace the red 'top blanket'.
This world is threatened by pirates with digital ship. Sparrow resists to finish drifting away but this is clearly unequal struggle against a pirate who offers it fastest and without VAT."
"The popularity of this pirate spreads like flame. One selfie with him as he was an awesome actor, but he does not have star on the Walk of Fame and if the police arrive go to walk .. Picassent (jail)!"
"The special commission is comparable to the producers at the time of using the wallet, hoping for an Oscar or won first prize and looking for the highest grossing film or falla.
Among others struggle Na Jordisney, Convent Goldwin Mayer or Cubastar but this year all try to dethrone Plaza del Pixar".
The hero of the movie.
"The set of Ruzafa stay empty without a particular hero, Jose Perez Gimenez 0028 licensed agent to order.
Our agent, very little secret in the world of fallas, turns 25 fallas as president and wants to celebrate with a walk down the street with the heart of his Cuba naturally."
Exrey and Sofiona.
"To Exrey (ex-king)and his Sofiona the story is over. As their child is the one who wears the crown, the swamp have left.
Now embark on a new path and the movie will be lively, believing that Exrey awaits a very different fate of his beloved"
"Ex King no longer amused to Fiona, and as you see, this ogre no longer commands, have decided that stay with another woman or one of the elephants in Botswana."
Casting for the wars of the galactics.
"CV: Cristiano Ronaldo. Place of birth: Madeira.. although his abs are iron.
abilities: ultrasonic speed to shoot and even to say swaggers into a microphone.
work experience: Tarzán...where he exhibits his famous cry of the jungle soccer. Madrix: where stars in a virtual world. "
"CV: Lionel Messi. Place of birth: Rosario de la Aurora.
abilities: easy to haggle, very slippery. Ability to lead the coaching change.
work experience: Tax evasion or victory, which stars a master plays with the IRS. You to Boston I to Catalonia: starring with Luis Enrique."
King Kong. who can beat Rita.
"The skyline of the city flies the fiery opposition. Attack together or everyone will face the animal? "
In the original film you already know the end .. will have here the same end?.
"To City Hall Rita came with a small minority, increased becoming a giant colossus.
Was a roller against any candidate but this May could fall into the struggle for mayor."
"It is a key to the city, all prepare weapons for that appointment. But who knows what's worse pissed King Kong or mona Rita."
A night at the opera.
"A classic comedy in Valencia: the problem of a work that never ends. The Palace of Arts is a victim of incompetence, of that 'manager' who is already called 'Badtrava'."
"a big mess in the rest of each function because, for fear of falling Trencadís damn, a helmet all get to go quiet to take a leak. "
"For the trencadís to be replaced everyone has been recruited. From 'The Troubadour' that is on a raised platform, to the 'Barber of Seville' and his new razor blade.
Going through 'Aida', protagonist of another pharaonic work, no doubt this function is a real blunder. While 'Carmen' works pace of symphonic music, 'Madame Butterfly' is protected from such spraying."
Golden Banana Awards.
"In the 69th edition of the festival of 'penice' Best Supporting Actor 'long film' Leonardo has been awarded the 'Tro bac' of Valencia, with 'pyrotechnic Lord, you can start mascletá'.
Leonardo 'shoot' with great skill with the huge 'masclet(banger)', it's a real 'earthquake' of better nature than Rocco Sifredi and Nacho Vidal. "
"The presenter seeing that it is too much, think 'if Leonardo gets me somewhere else and gets inside me that piece of shell will be more smoke than in the Nit del Foc".
gone with the Jordi.
" In Catalonia there is a drama because of a monetary inheritance, made independent thanks to this lady, hiding from the tax office.
The 'Very honorable' also deceives us living a lifetime without paying taxes to Spain and hiding their money in Andorra".
"In film, as in real life, films of any genre are rolling:
Going crazy, in a police chase, or with sci-fi people. We would feel less cruel songs from a musical but .. always will have the sensuality of Emmanuelle".
" Cristina de Borbón in 'Sund of Music'. Pedro Sánchez in 'High Noon'. Olvido Hormigos in 'Diary of a Sex Addict'. Francisco Nicolás in 'True Lies'. Kiko Rivera in 'Planet of the Apes'. Susana Díaz in 'The Hand That Rocks the Cradle'. Luis Bárcenas in 'Goodfellas'. Peter Lim and Amadeo Salvo in 'Two men and a destination'. Pablo Iglesias and Nicolás Maduro in 'Dangerous Liaisons'."
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.
"Jaime was going to be a good shooter, but the aim he fails by choosing Elena, they went from deputy to outlaw and is now banned without job."
"The gunman Felipe warns two cowboys who will not hesitate to enforce justice. 'If I see scandals or stealing money .. be prepared that he will send the sheriff Leticia',"
"Iñaki wants to become rich fast and let the entire West naked, but the sheriff Juanca the 'crutch' shoots hikim for being so cheeky."
"If Sergio Leone would see that 'The Good, the Bad and the Ugly' would roll again. With these three such great actors 'spanish' western would film.
Morricone would compose the soundtrack. The scenes wouldn't be shot in Almería but on a 'Real' ranch which as you know, live outside the law every day."
