"Vital weather:"

"Until the early years of adolescence temperatures will remain very high. The highest will move between 38º and 70º, wind chill enhanced by high humidity. Throughout life there will be a gradual decrease in temperature that will be altered only in some places by heat strokes that will mainly affect the female population. Late temperatures will drop markedly with the possibility of frost in some specific places."

"Heatstroke."

"The Colorado center of Climate Control warns all women in the Northern Hemisphere (the other are on their own) of the arrival of a brutal heat stroke mainly affecting those that exceed fifty. Unfortunately CCoCC can not realize what time will come. They can only warn to avoid hot flashes, irritability and depression"

"Not getting involved with others problems."

"During the past years the weather center of Zarzuela detected a new phenomenon in the Iberian Peninsula: the Atmospheric imbalance, characterized by the existence of a funnel in the troposphere which opened a clearing in the stratosphere of unreality, where shines the arch of St. Martin, the flowers grow, the birds sing and the clouds are raised. It's not expected rainfall or wind or other catastrophic events that affect them.
While below altostratus level in the troposphere, weather eventually becomes real, cloudy, foggy and with possibility of unemployed showers, waterspouts of dispossessed and hailstorms of needy families. only those who live above the rest, in the stratosphere, will escape getting wet, not even dirty ... the rest will be doomed to suffer all kinds of difficulties and calamities caused by this imbalance."

"Hydrological cycle (of a drunk)."

"Forecast for Thursday night: From the late hours of the evening is expected in unpopulated areas to appear small clusters that soon will be focusing and growing horizontally especially by university areas.
The high concentration of moisture combined, mixed unstirred, of these clusters produce rapid evaporation in the environment that will grow and feeding back to a very strong condensation that will lead to heavy rainfall accompanied by electrical and sound, on the clusters that will continue late into the night, which will gradually rid leaving affected areas in shambles."

"A year of fallas in Meteorology of life."

"Winter, warrior and ruler, will accompany fallas until the fire thawed the snow which covered and concealed them. Snowflakes, rendered before the outbreak of fire, gradually waste away under the heat of the cremá ".

"From the coals of the party reborn subtle Nymph Spring, who greets with joy the burst of light and colors, we see embodied in new projects which are then planted and watered with rain copious of wit, germinate in future catafalque ".

"Heater and scorching summer sea god, makes us fall into slumber to distract our attention from the slow build project of the falla. Light and heat blind our eyes hidden behind tinted windows soft sleep the leisure time ".

"Feminine and mature, autumn, like a bunch of fresh water on the face, revives our understanding and open to receive the first fruits of fallas life, undertaking the party and returning the way to lock us in the workshops s to continue the work that will be released late in the winter. "

"Acid Rain."

"Late investigations of the Aragon Meteorological Institute blame to acid rain produced by thermal power plant of Andorra (Teruel) the extreme metamorphosis that Aragonese art works have been suffering".

"This acid rain affects not only the rationality of humans and the habits of animals, but, as has been proven by the study of works of a famous Aragon artist, Goya, also affects the art. Has been found in the guise of the kind man in the picture of Francisco de Goya 'Day of sun', another Ecce Homo as the Borja (Zaragoza) one. Asked about the issue to Esperanza Gimenez, the restorer of Ecce Homo of Borja said: 'If Paco did? why not me? '".

"Antarctica melting."

"Love with its purity, of the edges of her body, sore of her freshness, her white profile. Fighting without allies, to keep her alive, the sky, wounded with humanity.
And in his arms slowly crumbles the natural beauty of a woman, that holds in its womb planet life.
Antarctica, dear ... distant frontier awake alive before hopelessness defeat us ."