"Damn falleros: to the trenches!"
Artist: Sergio Musoles.
Cost: 100.000 Euros.
Height: 16 metres.
Premio: 9th Special Section. 1st Talent and Grace.
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" A faller action command is mobbed by fighters of the city council. One is driven by the Baroness Barbera going chasing the Generalitat, commanded by Marshal Albert Faber-Consell, and Patriarch St. Joseph, who flees before they change the date of his feast day to Monday."
"The sides are referred to the rules of pyrotechnics, the problems that plague the Fallas, limited presidents boys and of course the VAT increase."
"Miss Liberty"
"Rank: The liberty of the fallas fiesta.
Status: Tired of all those that attack her.
Mission: Survive to so much rules, VAT, restrictions, laws, change of dates...
Weapons: The will of the falleros."
"The youngest recruit"
"Rank: Good looking fallera.
Status: Show her dress in the parade.
Mission: Change the strip.
Weapons :A piece of gold sheet to complain how big and ugly it is."
"Corporal Tet"
"Rank: Child President.
Status: Invisible for everybody.
Mission: Stop being invisible for many fallas commissions that ignore him...
Weapons: Bomblets, but only with the signed parental permission ... another bullshit!!."
"Represents Corporal Tet the child president who actually we all marginalize in a less gentle way."
"President child would always have to command, and we care, being subtle, only if he is charged the snack."
"The master Gila called to speak with the enemy he has not identified and is a mess."
"The enemy is anybody, politicians, government .. everyone does what he wants and this war is hell!."
"The battle for the day of Cremá"
"War has broken out on the heights to search San Jose and change the holiday to the third Monday of March. Fabra fleet chases the Patron, meanwhile freedom of the party hallucinates."
"Commander Alberto Fabra:"
"Tactical objective: Change the date pf Cremá from 19 march, Saint Joseph, to the third monday of march to please employers, hotel industry and government.
Ammunition: Missile to blow the 'bridge' of San Joseph and to be always Monday."
"Baroness Rita Barberá:"
"Tactical objective: disturbing Fabra.
Ammunition: The grant of 21% by monument .. with this always wins."
"San Jose:"
"Tactical objective: Escape Alberto Fabra and all who want to change the party. How overwhelmed is the man.
Ammunition: Una estoreta velleta per la falla de San Josep!."
"These seek someone to abate and only some will win, we better keep on or will burn on a Monday."
"San Jose from this fight attempts to flee like thunder, fight Rita and Fabra and in the middle is the Patron."
"Sergeant Trodebaker"
"Rank: Valencian Pyrotechnic.
Status: pissed off the guy.
Mission: Mocking the European regulations.
Weapons: Tro de bac!!."
"Trodebaker the faller faces to regulations that with CRE have made a mess our holiday traditions."
"If you go to the despertá (awakening) and do not have already made yhe test they do not give tro de bac, and soon not even bomblets."
"Lieutenant O'neil"
"Rank: Strip fallera 'of a lifetime'.
Status: Rancid 'of a lifetime'.
Mission: Ending the controversial about wearing or not the strip in the 'executive' or in 'drowning'.
Weapons: A tacky cloth."
"Foc You"
"Rank: Libertarian flame of the fallas fiesta.
Status: On fire.
Mission: Burn the fallas and not get burned.
Weapons: Foc You raising his middle finger and showing all the enemies that have the Fallas festival."
"Operation Mareta Flowers"
"This is our operation to do the offering, where the comission is trained to enter soon in action, making armored mobilization on the street, as the board makes us run and it seems the marathon!".
"The best defense a good offense"
"The great Levante captain camouflaged wants to attack, shoot a ball and the Europa League win".
"He has no mercy on the rivals, he shoots and not think about it, maybe the best offense is having ... a good defense".
"Ballesteros is like Rambo and terrifies Pepe, in the field he dances a mambo and the Portuguese .. is panicked".
"Mariano feverish anxiously all makes explode and shooting this missile to destroy and cut."
"Want to push the button and light the mascletá, he glancing touches .. and where is Spain? to hell!."
"VAT-ive destruction weapon"
"Missile: European Technology. Detonator Merkel. Loading risk premium. Nuclear Shizz. Spanish Manufacturing."
"Verficication code: I'll make a rough cut and so breaded."
"The A-Team"
"In 2012 four men who were a command were charged for crimes allegedly committed. Soon they try to escape justice. If you have a problem and find them ... be careful with your wallet!."
"This is the 'A-Team' that are stealing are the best, control your purse and wallet!."
"A team earns money as they have us for nerds and laugh throughout Spain in 'missions' not very 'legal'."
"Murdock Bárcenas"
"Status: Crazy PP finances.
Speciality: Enveloping and talk with the letter B.
Hobbies: Travel to Switzerland."
"M.A. Fabracus"
"Status: Is the boss.
Speciality: He is afraid of flying, so he has made an airport without planes for him.
Hobbies: Playing lottery."
"Fénix Urdangarín"
"Hannibal Rato"
"Santa Bárbara (powder magazine)"
"An impressive caliber always use Joe bazooka, that when is 'loading' is gets hard as a rock."
"Santa Barbara explosive, to say much finer, is an excesive woman .. and love the magazine."
"Being faller in times of crisis is to always give your blood and do sacrifices, paying dues to the bank."
"The enemy can have at home if there are union struggles."
"The artist lends to the party the illusion of his office and the tax office makes the subtraction to work and sacrifice."
"The flag abjures"
"The flag abjures Mas and Soraya meets, she revered homeland, but the other, ... blows his nose!."
"The alliance put each other the general and the sergeant, who knows who is the boss at home, but not in the regiment!".
"He has earned a net fighting until the end, so that their marriage is constitutional".
"Our paella from outside the tourist have perverted and demand with sausage and confit".
"Rice pump and rabbit and chicken, face this danger, to avert disaster!".
"It is a substitute for Horchata non-denominational, this chufa kicks with a fartón".
"Pump Rice revolutionary Front: For the pleasure of eating a paella as it must be.
No more sausage in the paella, no more colored peppers, no more peas, no more substitutes of horchata".
Last update: May 2013.
Víctor & Ruth