"Iberian wildlife"
Artist: Pere Baenas.
Cost: 165.000 Euros.
Height: 20 metres.
Prize: 4th Special Section.
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"The goddess Artemis, on a thoroughbred horse, to the spirit of the Iberian fauna is helping.
"To the new species arising must hunt them because they are at ease walking free. You will see the 'unique in specie' rule because the thing goes wrong and a 'transfer of euro' that with so much cuts, is lacking in 'flow'."
"A 'overpopulation' caused by 'rough cuts' let the officer, without pay and without turkey. In the 'Man and Earth 2.0' Felix 'classifies' the new Iberian pig, a "cirsitana 'and by her side the 'body pool ',' doñana's hut'."
"The 'Royal' spice rooted lifetime should always be protected? All species in endangered status."
"Iberian wildlife"
"The Iberian wildlife in danger and besieged, by his spirit and asks for help and the woman shows the Lynx, excited, how she has received an answer that will be welcome."
"Neither more nor less than a powerful Greek goddess, capable of transforming a gentle breeze into wind, will attempt to save a drowning wildlife."
"Riding her horse has come ... Artemis!.
Deer, birds and other species, act together please!, That you will be threaten by other wildlife! Help me to meet the extraordinary work that I have come to do to Falla Pilar."
"The man and the earth 2.0."
"These species so surreal are difficult to classify, only the best of the specialists has gotten catalog two. Felix contemplates them hallucinated, seeing how his fauna has changed."
"Ecce Monkey, species recovery. The monkey from the man is a step away only ... seems that this species had painted Picasso."
"Mario Vaquerizo, uncatalogued species."
"Torrente, the new Iberian pig. Was the pig a species for its ham dear, but this will bring back only remains of a wild party."
"Brave trimming."
"The Iberian wildlife that today has proliferated more, threatening workers and unemployed and that has the Spanish bull very angry, has been ....the damn trimmers!."
"Trimm! Trimm!, Rajoy told. If the deficit and the crisis is not over, Mario 'the dragon' and Christine 'lizard' today will cut my two ears .. and tail!."
"De Guindos makes a bend near the horn, as he does taking our money.
Montoro is a kind of trimmer so harmful, that its appearance has caused the rise in VAT.
Neither Gelocatil nor bicarbonate bear the discomfort of Mato."
"Endangered."
"The extinction shows a relentless look and on the Iberian wildlife has set its threat. If you do not take care of the environment will be more than likely, that with its network will hunt all."
"Now TVs are so flat ... flamenco dancers can no longer dance."
"The Euro is sick of so many setbacks. Politicians do not care, so he will go ... to hell."
"Catalonia wants a habitat 'more independent, where Spanish symbols suffer a lot."
"Unique in its kind."
"If we are the world's best in sports and politics do not pass the average, gee, let's put these to work really hard, they will set the country like god orders!."
"Minister of Economy and Competitiveness. For accounts who better than Alberto Contador, he will give it a good 'Vuelta' to fraudster."
"Minister of Employment and Social Security. With Casillas stops unemployment will win and stay offside the queue at the INEM (employment office)."
" Minister of Industry, Energy and Tourism. With Gasol electric bill will be small, because 'plugs' clean all the bulbs."
"The Doña Ana choto."
"In the neighborhood of our falla is found this 'nature reserve', composed of wildlife that works with our instinct animal. Wolves, dogs but especially the rabbit are the most desired trophies. They say that the wildlife is in danger .. and all voices are demanding their extinction."
"The transfer of Euro."
"The Júcar, Valencia river with high flow, looks surprised how the mud deficit of Valencian administration, is leaving the 'public flow' almost exhausted, because there is no transfer of Euros that demands."
"An owl would need Justice to monitor corrupt all night and day".
"The need makes uncomfortable dance partners, everything to find funding ... any way. The beggars' Rita y Fabra want money so desperate, that have been entrusted to the Virgin of the Helpless".
"They are also fed up with management of Channel 9, because this is again and again cutting the salary".
"Fed are pharmacy employees who survive by selling four condoms .. and thanks!".
"Here we see the 'Iget': the species with a nerve because it removes black money from the water that purifies".
"Marking territory."
"the wolf regrets because people can not afford. As banks suck the blood out of patience, tenants under a bridge will have to go to live under the moon of valencia"
"Diaz Ferran by burglar, under a bridge has finished and the 'dogflute' that has marked its territory, says 'Flea, take a bite to this unfortunate and let him go to sleep behind bars ... well gelding!'."
"Overpopulation."
" This Christmas the turkey population has much to celebrate, the crisis has been great. No extra pay, officials have only been able to eat ... a plate of grilled vegetables."
"The VAT to 23!, all chickens jump!."
"This year these turkeys do not even give me a dim...."
"Protected species."
"After Christmas, arrive the 'real' gifts."
"Our Queen does not trust the sovereign or his grandson the infant, it may be that some day, they confused her with an elephant."
Last update: May 2013.
Víctor & Ruth