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Falla Cuba-Azorín
Artist: Pere Baenas.
Cost: 190.000 Euros.
Height: 17 metres.
Prize: 4th Special section.
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Thor the god of weather, over the rainbow threat goddess Iris. It is the desperate fight to end the crisis that never ends.
"They call me proverbs and Spanish as surname, i have the pleasure to introduce myself here, to speak of advice, surely you who know all, at the great falla of Cuba-Literato Azorín ".
"The old astrologer is satisfied, Thor was again defeated, again fulfilling his prediction, thunder, rain and storms are over ."
"The sweet Iris in the sky has returned to write a colorful star bow, to stand up to Thor with a smile, showing that happiness will always triumph ."
"Cat with gloves does not hunt mice"
"Every bad thing comes from a good one (Every cloud has a silver lining)"
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"What's done is done"
"The surgeon says with great satisfaction 'Those are good breasts, firm, resistant, very equals, like the ones that see in television'."
" The woman responds him with a strong shout: 'For this I have burned the visa? i only wanted to raise me a little the nipple, and now I am a dairy cow'"
"There is no one more blind that the one that does not want to see"
"In the review of this famous eye doctor, the president gets a strange look, seems to have lost some sight, and sees no problems in Spain "
"Neither with glasses or contact lenses, you have no remedy, so do not retire at age 67 ... but Go away Mr Zapatero "
"Who gets up early, God helps (the early bird catches the worm)... no matter how early wakes up dawns earlier (everything at its appointed time)"
"Curro hopes the miracle in the morning, he has slept little, he still has any rheum, but has secured the first position in Spain's most famous queue "
"The situation is more complicated every day, the unemployed continue to increase, it is useless to get up at dawn, you will not find work nor begging "
"A few words are enough wise"
"The company strives clearly, and for the motto first things first, 'I'll get rid of this guy so quickly, a kick in the ass ... and fired!"
"In this business no longer have room, the chart will tell you to go to home, who will draw up the pieces now?, with an 'Ave Maria' and money from 'Fix inc.'"
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"birds of a feather flock together"
"The show is a real farce, the employees are quite gossip, 'Teledrivein' hire people outright, that all the celebrities criticize "
"a leopard never changes its spots".
"don't look a gift horse in the mouth".
"'Primo' the patriarch will make this offer, a Spanish purebred horse, for your friend, not a joke ".
"'Ooi so kills me my van' boy, you just need the hat and coat, see how good plant has the horse better than Bavieca ".
"I can not complain my friend, to put a brave face and accept that the best of gifts is the price, but be crazy to accept it ".
"Out of sight out of mind".
"To Casimiro garnishes happiness, loves to 'Jose thin' and do not see anything unusual. love is blind, it is very clear, but eventually will discover the truth ".
"Casimiro is a busy man, working on selling ONCE coupons and has no idea what has won, the 'Big prize' and the two approaches".
"some are born under a lucky star and some are born seeing stars".
"What comes over the poor octopus. in this kitchen will eventually crashed, because it was not as graceful as the world famous Paul ".
"He, big superstar and seer, has guessed the next menu. This cook so brave,to my friend will not see pardoned ".
"there's no substitute for experience".
"That the experience is a degree we know it, the wisdom is obtained upon being old. The devil says that the wisest one is him. Because he has more years than Methuselah ".
"eye for an eye, tooth for tooth".
"Johnny Carrillo of 'Colorado', much left. And Billy Fraga, faster right in the county, have declared for the umpteenth time war and a deadly game of poker has been reattached ".
"Billy, here I bet the teeth.
I'm not going to be less, i will liquidate you. We have been at odds since the dictatorship and in the saloon my law will impose ".
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Last update: May 2011 Víctor & Ruth