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"Nabucco. Of Nacho Vidal".
"As christian name Nabuco, and we can firmly assure, that such wax candle does not have trick".
"The tailor, a cover to the small thing will have to do, is necessary that he controls remaining without fabric".
"Long like a day without bread, is the member of this man, to which it doesn't fit in a hand".
"La Boheme. All out to the street".
"It is not possible to be Bohemian with this panorama, because today the governments and the banks, are those that of everything have the key".
"The best way to save money, is to go away to live under the bridge, and your and thousand more, any place occupy".
"The guts will already come the banks to take out, if you are young with your parents you will live until the day in which they become very old".
"The ring of the nibelungos. (fallerungos)".
"It appears in the form of a simple ring, the so fought pennant of the first prize, that leaves always dead and some wounded ".
"Will be convento, Exposición or El Pilar, it is the same if it is Sueca or Na Jordana provided it falls Nou Campanar".
"Felix Crespo fights to get back the ring. For great misfortune of Nou Campanar, the other fallas also fight for it".
"Free Wally. (the musical comedy)".
"Montserrat Caballé in concert. Opera house of Valencia. And you thought that cetacea were only in the Oceanographic".
"A crane had to be used, to be able to raise to the 'fatty', with other methods, the thing was crude".
"A problem of evident overweight, has caused that the scene collapse, bceause the main character, weighed in excess".
"The diet specialist to lose weight has recommended her, much water, fruit, fish and vegetable, but the girl after a week, has skipped it".
"The weddings of Fígaro".
"All with the fiancee 'Obama' want to marry, by interest or pure and heals conviction, a pile of leaders are courting him".
"We will see what leader of the European continent, obtains his yearned for and powerful hand, to be of the first inheriting the first world-wide power".
"Zapatero:".
"To emphasize: it is not in crisis, only deceleration. The collaboration with the American army…. ah no! that was the other. To receive secret flights of prisoners of Guantánamo".
"To improve: the Secretary of State, better to change it. The permissions of hunting of some ex-minister".
"Business card: Spain is a tambourine country. With a band of thousands of unemployed. We have the terrorists of the Eta".
"Angela Merkel:".
"To emphasize: Transport in Mercedes or Audi assured, easy understanding, and for eating Frankfurt with beer. To improve: lacking of diction, we don't understood nothing to her. Business card: A love of engineering and first technology our relation would be".
"Nicolás Sarkozi:".
"To emphasize: Property exclusively of the city of the love. A change by the Bruni would not be nothing bad. Predisposition to negotiate even for a dinner and what follows. To improve: The rules of chairs of the G20, the guests must be select".
"Gordon Brown:".
"To emphasize: English punctuality, Gin by the face, not Beefeater… Gordon's. Faithful even for the war. Easy understanding. To improve: Relations with the Euro".
"Silvio Berlusconi:".
"To emphasize: The wedding would be broadcast by Tele5. It could be celebrated in San Siro, notice how many fit. The Mafia respects us, we belong to it. To improve: Neofascists deliriums. Business card: Very handsome and with hair gel, Berlusconi appears, for predestined marriage".
"Don Giovanni today he would be a pleasure seeker, that to the women would deceive.
"Madame Butterfly. The power that comes from the east.
"They bring with effort, of products a coat, that say that it is good, nice and cheap and in addition they are conceited to be Valencian commerce".
"Taking advantage which there is no a penny, the Chinese practice the sale 'low cost' and your trolley inmediately you will fill".
"The typical product sale could be in danger, if the competition and the prices are not controlled, ours crafts we will be had to swallow".
Last update: April 2009 Víctor & Ruth