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"Sliding over the waves, the poor swimmer to break head , direct goes for the jokes"
"Condon holidays"."Viajes miseria (misery travels)".
Room with views: "Muscled and narcissistic, seated well high here, must watch the swimmers, but its navel is watching"
All included: "In front is transvestite, as woman is hormoned, but a garlic sausage has hanging, and back the hole"
Children for free: "It already is being very normal, for spending the summer a fortnight, doing to pass as a child, a legionary"
Half pensión: "In order to finish the month receiving the pension, she must make the decision, choose have lunch or have dinner"
Full penistension: "An explosive brandy, a vision of first class, and helped with raise-penis, the flag hoists the mast".
Bed and breakfast: "if with children you are going to travel, she takes what is precise, some muscles to sleep, and milk to have breakfast".
"For who has some savings, they give a furnished floor, in a deprived wasps's nest, which they have constructed for nothing"
"Only for a room, minikitchen and wc, reduced from ultra-expensive, cost little more of a kidney"
"Bother.com, specialists in messing up things. 'Traselplan (afterplan)'"
"Jimenez Los Santos, from Cope the 'puncher'".
"He messing up things to everybody, cannot see 'Zapatero', itches gives him SER, and it gets angry with Gallardón" (Cope and Ser = radio stations).
"Caray, tourism of experience… and some thing more"
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"To everybody he said, that had make two things he lacked, to raise in globe wanted, and an extra receive"
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" Granfather with much sweetness, only has eyes for the granddaughter, who sends nervous, a letter of illusions"
"Flies with much fantasy, in one night of Christmas, in which the Kings bring gifts, and his grandpa… already knew it"
"Camel travel. trips in and for camels"
"They usethe camel to load it with balls and if it bursts at an inconvenient time, to them the skin costs ".
"He puts a cork to him, that stinks, sending it to its destiny, where they can drain it finally, of the drug... that is not inhaled".
"Pelín express (Beijing express)"
"Paula Vázquez offers for only a Euro the day to travel in company, from Russia to Beijing".
"Is brave people and loving of the adventure, if the thing is put hard, you can bring thin ones".
"Garzon travels"
"Barsa-ló travels. Business travels"
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"Garzón that is very active, always is in the news, and a camping has mounted, that raises blisters to some"
"The children as if they were dogs, dig the land, to find some bones, of a past war"
"In front of a clerical bone, the boy is surprised, because the very partial judge, says that bone does not interest him"
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"Villa and Silva travelling? They prepare the luggage in case they sign and have to change of equipment"
"By greed and the salt, the tension is going to do badly to him. - 'I in the sky have notarized a piece of my property'"
"Full drink Pepe goes, on the way to the grave - 'Noah already to the sky arrived, taking good wine in the barrel'"
"Batista for using viagra remains more dead than alive - 'that is a paradise of virgins here? '"
"As much candy abuse ends with Na Leonor - 'leve the carrot, I want a glory pie'"
"In the INEM of the sky, San Pedro has engaged a vacated angel who helps him with the old people"
"And it is that in the third age the excesses and the celebrations of inserso are expensive, are the way to the eternity"
"Club Holidays. Further of Imserso"
Last update: April 2009 Víctor & Ruth